SMART ASS ANSWER #6It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline."Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front."What are my choices?" John asked."Yes or no," she replied.SMART ASS ANSWER #5A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."S MART ASS ANSWER #4...

Winter has come early in Alberta—and that’s bad news for the mares and foals living on PMU ranches there. No longer needed for the production of hormone replacement therapy drugs, these equines need a place to go, and fast.Because there is not enough grass to leave the animals on pasture, several of the PMU ranchers have decided to wean their foals at the end of the month. Any foals who have not been adopted by November 30, 2006, will be sent to auction—and an uncertain fate.The California-based...

I was watching a show today called Proof Positive on the Discovery Times channel. It was about being able to see all the information there is to see in black and white xrays. Apparently the human eye is only capable of discerning 32 shades of gray in a scale of white to black according to Patrick Love who designed some computer software that can "see" up to 256 shades of gray. Once we have reached the 32 shades of gray, the picture or whatever we are looking at does not improve or show more deta...

Well, I read so many threads about the virtues of the FireFox web browser, I decided to give it another try. I downloaded the cookiecruller plug in and made a mistake in using it. Now I am unable to log on to this site with it. I had deleted the cookies and then like a dummy checked do not let sites that have been deleted re-set another cookie. Duh! I have removed the cookie program, re- booted..nothing. I have also removed the browser, re-booted..nothing. Then I wiped the program with Norto...